I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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