do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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