New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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