I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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