i just wanna soil my oats bro
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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