So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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