but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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