White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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