i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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