I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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