So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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