Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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