Are we in a gay sports bar?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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