I wanna bring you to show and tell
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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