Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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