i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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