The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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