She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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