If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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