Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
false alarm. still invincible.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
She bit a glass in half.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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