And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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