Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
