Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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