You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
honey bunches of taint.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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