shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
