It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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