I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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