I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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