I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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