i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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