so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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