do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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