After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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