I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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