sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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