did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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