Can Purell be used as lube?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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