If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I have fence marks all over my body
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
