he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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