You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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