K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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