How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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