She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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