And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I am available for nakedness
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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