drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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