Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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