Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
