Non-Jews are for practice
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We left the knife in your bed.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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