I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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