I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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